KETA COIN
Other coins go to the moon. We gallop… and then forget where.
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KETA in circulation
(We counted twice to be sure)
Other coins go to the moon. We gallop… and then forget where.
Created during a veterinary conference gone wrong, Keta Coin represents the perfect intersection of blockchain technology and equine tranquilizers.
To gallop sideways through the traditional financial system while occasionally forgetting what money even means.
Built on the K-Chain (Ketamine Chain) - transactions so fast you won't remember making them. Powered by our revolutionary Proof-of-Gallop consensus.
*Pie chart occasionally turns into a pizza for no reason
Every transaction comes with complementary amnesia
Price movements that defy physics and logic
Join thousands who aren't quite sure why they're here
We're so eco-friendly, we forget to use electricity
Chief Galloping Officer
20 years of not remembering things
Head of Equine Resources
Can neigh in 12 languages
Depression Consultant
Maintains optimal existential dread
Communications Director
The only horse that talks (nobody believes him)
A: Yes.
A: First, achieve a dissociative state. The rest will become unclear.
A: Keta Coin can be used for... wait, what were we talking about?
A: Horses don't have hands to pull rugs.
A: We're not going to the moon. We're galloping sideways.
A: This is barely advice at all.
*Math is just a social construct